safety jk
the act of writing “jk” after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
guy 1: “i totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to jen the other day.”
guy 2: “really, let me see the convo!”
guy 1: “hey jen, wanna go out tonight? i’ve been wantin to see them t-tties for a while now! jk
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a yummy shot. undressed tequila chased by a shot of dill pickle juice. i enjoyed lots of san juan hookers at the bar!
- Sanp!
used when there is an unexpected amount of joy and laughter. it is also widely used with the word snap. example ‘snap,snap,sanp!’ me: ‘yo man, i did your mom in the -ss!’ you: ‘ohhh sanp!’ or ‘snap,snap,sanp!’
- sariter
a s-xy -ss mamacita who will kick your -ss. oooh that chick is tough, she’s sariter.
- fwata
fwata is a shorthand of the term what the f-c- (wtf) and can be used in any circ-mstance calling for a wtf bill: i ate you ice cream ted: fwata!
- Fykbug
a common gnat-fly that hovers around in the sky, looking for scrumptious h-llo kitties to munch on. “n-gg- f-ck, its a fkn fykbug! hide your h-llo kitty”