Safety-net sub
after studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) – the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby – (e.g. cheese).
jim: hey bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. and it’s only eight bucks fifty!
bob: nah man, i’m set with my safety-net sub.
jim: (-shrugs-)
bob: ham.
after scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) – the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby – (e.g. cheese).
jim: hey bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. and it’s only eight bucks fifty!
bob: nah man, i’m set with my safety-net sub .
jim: (-shrugs-)
bob: ham.
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