safety orgasm


masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and -j-c-l-t- too early when you’re having s-x.
if you have a safety -rg-sm before having s-x with a partner you last longer than if you don’t.

a safety -rg-sm also calms your nerves. masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
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