Safety Scotch
similar to safety beer but for those with more serious drinking problems. it’s sat-rday night and you haven’t made plans yet so you stop by the liquor store and buy a bottle of glen parker to get you through any after hours activities. real men plan ahead and buy a 12 pack of glen parker which could eliminate the need to make extra trips to the liquor store for bottles of scotch on following weekends.
“anyone getting together for rock band or a toga party later tonight? i’ll stop by spec’s and pick up a bottle of glen parker safety scotch just in case.”
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