Safety-squaring
the act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. this removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. this becomes especially important when using a public restroom. also can be referred to as s-squared.
“hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you’re done in there.”
“of course i s-squared, what do you think i am?”
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