Safety Text
the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.
friend: “hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? it sounds like you were having a good time.”
texter: “oh, sorry about that. i was pretty drunk and didn’t want to text my ex so i sent you a safety text instead.”
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