Safety Wank
the act of masturbating before a night out. the safety w-nk is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out ‘with the boys’ when surrounded by females.
friend 1: “you on the pull tonight?”
friend 2: “you had your safety w-nk yet then?”
friend 1: “what’s a safety w-nk?”
freind 2: “you know.. a w-nk to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don’t blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know…”
freind 1: “oh f-ck. better go do that now. thanks man.”
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