Safety Wink
an emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.
once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
a> hey.
b> hi.
a> so i just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
a> it was cancerous.
a> i haven’t stopped crying since i found out.
b> according to my calculations.
b> that means i’ll only get to flood her -n-s with my man juice 27 more times till she’s dead.
b> after that, who knows.
a> .
b> safety wink 😉
a> lol!
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