safeway roses
my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.
when you are ‘sent’ roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a ‘cheap’ boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at safeway. that is cheap.
my boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.
oh, i see safeway roses!
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