Saftey Scissors
a device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
honestly, if i were a kindergarden teacher, i’d say, “go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, i could use the kid decline right now. you could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so…”
#notexactlysafe
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