saganus-clitoraltwatitis.
sag-n-s-cl-toraltw-t-tis as known as “the hang it low sydrome”. this diagnosis is caused by getting your p-ssy blown out. this occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. which results in a very long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the v-g-n-.
kim walks into peter’s house wearing short shorts. peter asked kim “what is that”. kim says “that’s my v-g-n-.” peter says “it looks like sag-n-s-cl-toraltw-t-tis. “are your lips haning low from too much s-x?”
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