SAIC


a san-diego-based company that is internally known by reversing the initials saic as cias, thus “cia south”. this “organization” sucks off the government t-t big time through government contracting, with all the horrible things this does to the unfortunate spirits who end up working for the company who soon discover they have not only sold their soul to the military devil, but have become the devil’s b-tch. a company saturated with jesus freaks and gayvangelicals who believe g-d put them in their saic job in order to bring on the apocalypse, while being overpaid to do so.
i worked for saic for a few months when i was fired after refusing to attend my boss’s weekly prayer meeting, where the group prays for the end of mankind in antic-p-tion of the return of jesus. i told him that if he thinks he won’t be “left behind”, i had sad news for him: he would.

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