Sailing Your Boat

there are different stages to sailing ones boat.
similar to the bases in baseball.
if you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you’ve had s-x.
the other stages are up to you. you can pretty much make it up and elaborate as you wish.
“dude, last night at the dance eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the coast guard was there.”

“so, are you sailing your boat this weekend?”
“ya, but were just going to an island off the coast”-wink wink-

“you let your anchor up?!?!?! you sl-t!”

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