sailorization
a word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the united states navy. it is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can’t be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
“hey, if our facility that’s located on a secure military base doesn’t contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or cl-ssified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the f-ck do i have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?”
“because people stand duty and watch in the navy. it’s for your sailorization, shipmate.”
“yeah -sshole, i know that. but they’re also actually watching or doing something. this is r-t-rded and for no reason.”
“because people stand duty and watch in the navy. it’s for your sailorization, shipmate.”
“you’re a f-cking moron. are all chief petty officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?”
“because people stand duty and watch in the navy. it’s for your sailorization, shipmate.”
“i wish you would go play in traffic chief. f-cking hoo yah!”
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