Sakura-Con


1: an anime convention that takes place in western washington, in the spring, over a weekend. also an opportunity for a fan to optionally cosplay as an anime character, among other things.
2: a gathering of people young and old who cannot speak j-panese, do not attempt to learn j-panese, and to the trained ear often sound as though they are deliberately trying to butcher the j-panese language.
3: a gathering of fangirls, fanboys, and fans of indeterminate gender, some of whom, in their zeal for a particular show or character, cosplay in a fashion entirely unbecoming of their age and/or gender.
4: …but not a convention exclusively dealing with characters named “sakura” (yes, plural – there _are_ other anime besides naruto, people!).
5: generally a fun time wherein people young and old enjoy themselves.
synonym: pre-pax penny-arcade-a-thon.
dudemaster a: “dude, i’m going to sakura-con.”
dudemaster b: “cool. here is my soul – could you ask the penny arcade guys to sign it? and get me some pocky: i’m still not a diabetic yet.”

see you at the ‘con. no, not the emerald… aww, forget it.

shokun! sakurakon de mata aimashou!

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