Sakurai Apologist
a nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that masahiro sakurai (creator of super smash bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.
things a sakurai apologist would say
1. “smash tour is way better then subsp-ce, and it sh-ts on melee’s adventure mode. its not complicated, your just r-t-rded. heck we’re lucky we even got any modes at all!”
2. “dark pit and lucina are completely valid characters who sakurai didn’t waste any time creating and adding. lucas and wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. nothing wrong with cutting them.
3.”(insert overpowered character) isn’t op! you just need to get gud.”
4. “sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. stop complaining. so what if you’re a paying customer! f-ck you for having an opinion about a game that you’re paying 60$+ for! your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of sh-t!”
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