Salad and Cunilingus day(s)


because the steak and bl-wj-b wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best c-n-l-ng-s of her life every day before march 14th.
for great salad and c-n-l-ng-s day(s)

egg-cellent asparagus salad

cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

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