salad dick
a salad d-ck is when you have cheated on your wife/girlfriend, she then cuts tour d-ck off then you rush to hospital to get it sewn back on,
once it has been sewn back on successfully sewn back on, your wife/girlfriend will come visit you whilst your in hospital.
she will then cut your d-ck of again and throw it out of the hospital window so you are unable to sew it back on, then you immediately grab abit of celery and draw a j-psye on the end of it with specificly a second hand black sharpie pen and then violently f-ck your wife/girlfriend with it until she vomits mixed vegetables.
oh dear weres my d-ck, looks like i need to give her the salad d-ck.
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