salad tosser


when that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. and he/she just slips it under the table. they often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.
“but mooommmmmmmm”
“eat your salad you’re embarr-ssing me”
-slips it under table all sneaky like…-
“i saw that! i never raised my child to be a salad t-ss-r!”
some who licks the outside and inside of an -sshole.
eric is a salad t-ss-r!
salad t-ss-r ( p ) pr-nunciation key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.the art of eating -ss.
2.to agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.-n-l f-ll-t–
4.tongue lashing someones p–phole
“he bends over as he/she tosses his salad”

“omg! that chick ate my -ss for hours, she’s an awesome salad t-ss-r”
the art of eating -ss.
she’s awesome down there, what a salad t-ss-r!
one who licks the p–pshot.
juan is a salad t-ss-r.
eating out someone b-tt
stop tossing her salad
also referred to as “a t-ss-r”. it is an individual who licks out someones -ss.
“wow, i heard tom sizemore was a salad t-ss-r while he was in jail.”
a committed liberal progressive who wants to toss out democrats who do not conform perfectly to left-wing ideology.
the saladt-ss-rs are really going after rep. stupak for his stance on abortion.

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