salafi


muslim puritans/extremists better described as wahhabis but they avoid this label due to historic connotations which involve killing innocent muslims especially in turkey during the ottoman empire. this virus is predominantly found in saudi arabia, having been adapted by the sauds in 1924. through saudi oil money this poison is being rapidly propagated through the world, used to brainwash muslim youth and converts alike until this saudi cult reigns supreme. they are an extremely intolerant and violent people (towards non-beliver or ‘kaffir’ and to muslims who do not adhere to there moral codes- islamofacists if you will) with a rigid approach to religion and a disgrace to islam. they openly disrespect the prophet (pbuh) and destroy muslim holy sites in saudi arabia. they consider anything slightly pleasurable a sin and they hate bida (innovation). not all salafis support terrorism but the fact remains that all terrorists are salafis or are influenced by their school of thought.

basically a bunch of crazy m-f-s who have nothing to do with the salaf (pious predecessors) and belong in the stone ages and want to take everyone there with them.

when it is said to them: “make not mischief on the earth,” they say: “why, we only want to make peace!”
of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not.
“bro did you sheikh feiz’s lecture.”

“don’t listen to that cr-p he’s a crazy salafi m-f-”
member of an islamic sect whose adherents claim to follow the the righteous predecessors (i.e. the salaf) of the prophet muhammad, while disregarding any traditional teachings as heretical and reinterpreting the qur’anic text to serve their own purpose. salafis are usually stricken with a tourette-like speech impediment compelling them to spew such gibberish as : “bidah-bidah-bidah-bidah!”. extremely paranoid, they tend to label any disagreeing muslim as a sufi, and love to “give advice” to others about the way they pray. salafis usually begin fasting the month of ramadan when some relative calls them from overseas to tell them to, as they don’t believe in such “non-sense” as waiting for the new moon to be sighted. also, they frighten children.
bilal follows the teachings of bin baz, al-albani and uthaymeen. when he became religious, he burned all his cds and now says that shiites are kafiroon, he’s a salafi.
someone who is muslim and follows the pure and true islamic teachings of the prophit mushammed (pbuh) and his companions (raa) and their followers.
someone who relates to the “dawat’ul salafeyah”
someone who practices all the teachings and commands of allah (swt) and the prophit muhammed (pbuh) as the early muslims did.
this guy is really a true muslim. he’s a salafi
he does all the prayers in the masjid, he’s a salafi.

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