salami pantry


a promiscuous females v-g-n-. salami being a common food based reference to a p-n-s and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a v-g-n- that plays common host to p-n-s.
that jenny is a real salami pantry

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