salamonca


a very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. a salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. a salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a devil. few salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. the only way to catch a salamonca is to become a salamonca.

the salamoncas’ history was begun in patterson ca.
catch that salmonca!

patterson devil! salamonca is gone again!!!

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