Salazar Rocket


a tear gas grenade named after ruben salazar, a los angeles times reporter who was shot and killed while getting sh-t faced drunk inside the silver dollar bar on whittier blvd. in east l. a. by a sheriff’s deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. a drunk mexican shot in the head inside an ela bar is a daily happening, except the the fact this one happened to have a job at the la times – so all h-ll broke loose.
a bunch of drunk mexicans were trying to enter downey, luckily we used a couple of salazar rockets to get them back into south gate where they belong.

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