Sale fail
when a shop adds an item to the sale and hardly any money is saved or incorporates items into a deal with little or any money saved.
bob: ‘hey bill crates of stella are on 2 for £20!’
bill: ‘how much are they usually?’
bob: ‘ummm…£9.99’
bill: ‘oh i guess that’s a sale fail then’
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