Salted the Dash
when a person attempts to have s-xual intercourse with a jar of mrs. dash and -j-c-l-t-s into it.
phrase originates from michael ian black’s twitter.
yeah, i salted the dash. she was begging for it. that b-tch wanted salt all over her . then i licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
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