Saleem
a really cool dude who gets many women. he is an unstoppable force, who is peaceful, inside of his own bubble. his only weakness is a nice full beautiful b-ttox covered in chocolate syrup with cool whip on top. cherries are nice too.
woman-oh that guy is such a saleem. i wish i could be with him.
woman2- well, you can’t cause you have a flattty. and i can’t because i’m allergic to chocolate and just down right ugly.
woman3- mmm well i have cherries, chocolate syrup and cool whip in my purse….watch me get alll on that!
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