salefished
when a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.
nate, remember that sales rep from widgets inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. she like called me a bunch of time last week. she said she even want to visit here! well friday i told her i just couldn’t afford widgets inc. services. now she dropped off the face of the earth, won’t even return my phone calls.
nate: “dude, you were salefished!”
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