sales director


a person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
the worst mistake i ever made
a position created by managing director’s so straight that the need to adhere to the government’s typo stating “75% of all employees should be mentally impaired” including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of auschwitz.

in sort and for the benefit of the other 75% “c-nt”
typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. all though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. i don’t know……golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!
that b-st-rd cost me my company car and annual bonus, he’s a right sales director!!!

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