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a small city in south west england which is crammed of badmans who think they are hard.

most badmans hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. they dont care about college and education as they are salisbury 2011 represents. all they do is go to cr-p gigs and listen to cr-p music by ‘i met nature’ and ‘bury the betrayer’
-in salisbury wiltshire-
badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a full time badman init.

nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury f-gss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

-badmans runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up 🙁 –
salisburywiltshire is a city in the south west of england and is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. it has been voted the capital of gun crime and street violence in the uk due to local bands like the ‘ trap door nasties’. the band will usually rap about the true life, hardship and the crimes in salisbury wiltshire which gave them a fan base of more than 28likes on facebook. the ‘trap door nasties’ formed after a mult-tude of stabbings and drive by shootings occurred in bishops wordsworth (the local grammar school).
salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million indians and polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,sh-t drug dealers and smelly prost-tutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. every summer the population doubles as all polish take extended holidays in salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘barvish ,snip , chick-o-land and charlies store’
salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘i met nature’ started as a ‘grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding c-nt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. brook laing is the local wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead br-mm-ng with musical talent. he is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is prolapse’ other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to mcfly.
do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there’s so many venues in salisbury wiltshire?”

i would but only dakota skyline and i met nature are playing tonight:(

local band ‘bury the betrayer’ put the bury in to salisbury wiltshire

i love salisbury wiltshire
a tourist-orientated town in the south of england, with a population of 50,000.
the young people of salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
salisbury’s pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. they are indigenous to the friary and bemerton heath, but are known to go to mcdonalds and burger king in order to feed. other popular points of congregation include tesco metro, poundland and the library steps.

the squaddies are usually only visible on sat-rday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. the rest of the week they are busy invading third world nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.

the posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town’s two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. at these inst-tutions they learn how to vote for the conservative party as well as the art of banter. in their spare time they drink tea in starbucks or nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the cathedral close. at the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to “cl-ssier” (read: preppier) locales such as oxford, cambridge and exeter. the guild hall steps are a meeting point for posh kids with ident-ty crises and lack of direction in life.
don’t f-cking go to salisbury wiltshire.
a city in the south of england, it is like the south central of wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. the main cause of this is the asian community in the bemerton heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. there is also the are known as the friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of gypsy’s with ten-bedroom caravans selling marijuana they grew in a windowbox.

the city centre is best avoided on a tuesday and sat-rday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.

apart from the above, salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
badman1 “lets go score some rocks from the filipinos in the heath”
badman2 “nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
badman1 “its lucky we live in salisbury wiltshire”
badman 2 “brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt ting”