Salma Hayek Syndrome


a condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and -ssertiveness. this syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie “frida”).
stunningly attractive girl: i don’t know what it is, but i seem to scare off any guy that i meet no matter how nice i am.

stunningly attractive girl’s brother: that’s because you have the salma hayek syndrome, yo.

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