Salma Hayek


a wicked hott actress, i mean so very hott!!!
man, salma hayek was soo hot in dogma
a verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by salma hayek and quinten tarantino in from dusk till dawn. a salma hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.
we had a wild time at this club last night. we met the wildest guys and one of them told sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a salma hayek.

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