salmon breath
noun: an unpleasant and often embarr-ssing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.
guy 1: dude, can you smell that guy’s salmon breath?
guy 2: yeah, i reckon someone ought to let him know…
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