Salmon Dance


a song by the chemical brothers.

a dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
when i first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
they looked around and stood like i was on crack.
i heard somebody say out loud “what the f-ck is that? this n-gg-‘s dancing like a fish, while he’s doing the snap!”
but the more i kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
then i heard some b-tches saying “that n-gg-‘s killing it”
by the end of the night, everyone was on my team
and the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

royal millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the salmon dance. he owns.

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