salmonback


a tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on shakespeare’s sonnets. the only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. the silent ‘l’ is sometimes pr-nounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.
rube: did you catch that salmonback? pink? you’re gonna miss it… oh.
pink: sorry, rube, i was too busy looking for doody street.
rube: there she is again!
pink: no doubt a salmonback. you could play xylophone on the moll.

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