Salmonellafitzgerald


a disease that causes the infected person to look like ella fitzgerald, a famous musician. another symptom is random and spontaneous “scat” singing. the only known cure is to lick a chimp.
“i have….salmonellafitzgerald! ba do boop, zibbidy bop sha waaaahhhh!”

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