salsa sanchez
noun (feminine) —
1. counterpart to masculine noun “dirty sanchez”;
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb —
1. act of swiping one’s finger across a menstruating woman’s v-g-n- then smearing the bl–dy finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person’s upper lip
robin: jim refuses to have s-x with me when i’m on my period. i was wicked h-rny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
artie: that’s crazy! what warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
robin: you’re right, f-ck that. i will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
s-xual position similar to the “dirty sanchez” but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle
my lady was on her period, so i had to give her a salsa sanchez last night.
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