salt lake
refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of -j-c-l-t- is deposited in the small of a female’s back. care must be taken in the process so as not to let your “ropes” create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. the desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. see also great salt lake.
so i was playing hide the flesh torpedo with cindy last night and i totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.
when you get c-m in your belly b-tton
dude, i was jacking off and i filled up my salt lake.
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