Salt Shaker Pussy


this happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. she shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. she can also sit on a margarita gl-ss to salt the rim.

a mudded p-ssy is preferable to achieve the best results.
“bro, that nasty -ss wh-r-bag salted my fries with her salt shaker p-ssy.”

“my fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker p-ssy.”

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