salted dildo
a person of ill repute. in certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.
“that guy is a total salted d-ld-, he has a lint roller in his glovebox.”
“did you see salted d-ld- in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to bush?”
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