Salted nut roll
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s stomach. immediately after, you rub your t-st-cl-s in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.
i gave my lady the ol’ salted nut roll last night.
after a long day of work, keep in mind it’s 90 degrees outside, and you sh-t in the blue house at work. you are rushed so you only have time for a “one timer.” you go home from work with some major “swamp -ss” happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! you drop trow and she wants to lick your -n-s! nuff said!
holy sh-t randy, it was hot yesterday! i went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
a roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. made famous by it’s picture on westcoaster.net
mech daddy: hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
paul: no dude it’s all yours.
joe: i want half.
a male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.
mike: this chick gave me a bj
aj: didn’t you just go to the rec?
mike: yeah
aj: wait, did you shower after?
mike: no…?
aj: hahaha you had a salted nut roll!
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