salted pretzel
the salted pretzel is a s-xual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other’s r-ct-ms. a third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
“i talked to bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a salted pretzel”
“perfect. i’ll go get a tarp to lay on the floor.”
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