SALTER
a nude picture of a girl that is possessed by her female best friend.
see also: saltering
guy: can i see the salters you have of your best friend??
girl: no! girl’s eyes only
a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.
“woah man, don’t be such a salter, you’re killing the mood.”
salter, a word referring to a jack-ss with nice qualities.
i like bob, he’s friendly. but he’s a bit of a salter.
-n-l -ss-ssin e.g: someone who inserts there index/forefingers into the excretion zone
josh: did you here what nick did on the weekend
edd: yeah he’s such a salter
an incredibly racist, hate-filled person who has the tendency to shout random obscenities/things at video games e.g. fifa. obscenities include ‘aids’, ‘you jebend’ and ‘you sweaty arab’. having a strange hatred fo any good football players e.g messi, ibrahimovic
lewis: would you like to see my white cotton panties?
kane: oh god, he’s doing a salters
lewis: shut up kane you dirty jebend, bet ea lick your -rs-hole like they do messi.
a term used (diss) after insulting someone where the person then feels like an idiot. usually said by a peanut gallery.
guy1:why the h-ll are you going out with veronica? she’s a f-cking sl-t
guy2:it’s better than having no girl, are you sure you’re not gay?
guy3(salter):salted!
abba
-n-l alision
bath basher
bed basher
-n-l -ssasin
…its nuffing long.
salter
alison….
bath bashing
bed bashing
-n-l -ssasing people.
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