Saltine Savior


seeing an image of jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco sh-ll, etc.
“dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like jesus!”

“d-mn it! yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! get me a bag of fritos and wish me luck!”

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