saltine

a saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. the term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.
that dude is a muddafuggin saltine — a cracka and a square!
most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. put em’ in soup, put some peanutb-tter on em, heck do what ya want. eat a sleeve if your hungry. cheap and delicious.

even got their own challange.
1) ” hey want a saltine?”

– “i could never eat just one”

2) “hey want some soup?”

– na i dont have some saltine crackers … that’d be stupid

3) got one minute to eat 6 saltines! go!
a white person, mostly used towards females
that saltine suuuure has a caddy trunk.
the of c-ming and then drying it with a blow dryer, cutting it into the shape of a cracker, adding salt on top of it and then having a random girl eat it.
wow dude check it out that girl just swallowed that saltine whole.
dry and gross.
“i like saltines.”
“ew! saltines are dry and gross! it’s, like, their definition! saltines = dry and gross! look it up!”
(n.)
a black person that acts white, like a cracker.
(v. adds “-d”) a black person that used to act black but hangs out with white people and now acts like them.
(n.)
“man, those cosby kids were real saltines!”
(v.)
“he was hangin’ with them white dudes and he got saltined!”
short for saltine crackwh-r-. a play on the words saltine cracker. a decreet way to describe a girl as a crackwh-r- to a friend while near her without her knowing what you mean. also can be used in plurel to describe a group of crackwh-r-s. saltines.
you and a friend are in line at the movies and a girl you think looks like a crackwh-r- is in line in front of you. you simply look to your friend and ask “saltine?”. if he agrees he simply replies in a agreeing tone “saltine!”.
she has no idea what was even said about her. she might offer you a cracker though if she has some thinking you are hungry.

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