Salting the Snail
vigorous masturbation.
bro! my girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
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an overly sensitive person. one who takes offense easily. a person who can not take a joke as well as he dishes it out. she called him a sensipoo when he got upset with her joke.
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german expression for “nicht-pfadfinder” translates to “not a scout”. commonly used by austrian scouts. like being a muggle to the wizard community in harry potter. you are such a nipf, you can’t even start a fire!
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a form of bacterial vaginosis “oh man, i got a bad case of banjonitis from having s-x in that hot tub!”
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- deverly
tall as b-tch as mexican girl that has a squeaky that can make you deaf permanently, yet is innocent enough that doesnt give bj in first date ,but will handjob if not given in second date. flat chested yet has a beautiful smile that just make you fall in love in with her instantly, also […]