SALTS
the act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.
bob: “bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were r-t-rded.”
jake from state farm: “holy sh-t the salt. naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?”
bob: “alright, my bad”
acronym for smiled a little then stopped coined by deray davis
i read your twitter joke…. salts… smiled a little then stopped.
1: adj. – to describe something unfortunate or unfavorable happening, or one’s angered mood.
2: verb – to do something which causes an unfortunate or unfavorable situation.
3: inter. – to express distaste or unhappiness about a situation.
note: the international symbol of salt is brushing off one’s leg with the back of their hand as if one is dealing with salt being spilled upon them. also, for additional effect, one may hiss like a snake (see: salt snake).
1: “did you hear the flyers lost?”
“yeah, i was pretty salt about it, but then i remembered that those b-ms always lose.”
2: “robert esche is doing his swiss cheese impression again this season.”
“yeah, he really knows how to salt everything up.”
3: “someone finished off the last of the pizza.”
“salt, now what am i going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?”
1. noun – a labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers.
2. verb – to obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (also: salting).
labor organizer speaking to other organizers: “we’re trying to establish a union at wal-mart, but we can’t approach the workers while they’re on the job. we need someone to volunteer to be a salt.”
ceo speaking to human resources department: “you need to be vigilant when hiring, we’re trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don’t want any salts agitating the workforce.”
coined by comedian de ray davis meaning smiled a little then stopped. the modern man’s answer to lol or lmao
(text message)
you: my mom just fell out of the chair.
me: salts
smile
a
little
then
stopped
people have recently used this because no one really laughs out loud or lmaoo they smile a little then stop
yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks…. salts 🙂
to interfere with your plans (or to mess up your game). playa hatin’
quit throwing salt on my game…fool!
smiled a little, then stopped.
wendy salts at the inside joke her mother told her.
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