salty ant hill
begin by giving your f-ck buddy a creampie (-n-l or v-g-n-l), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. the ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.
luke: man, we are getting so infested with ants!
tyler: yea, i’ve been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
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