Salty Blanket
when you have s-x with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you -j-c-l-t- and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. the only way to get the stain out? you don’t.
person 1: what’s that white sh-t on you?
i pulled a salty blanket on my girlfriend
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