salty cabbage
when a green booger is applied to the p-n-s before oral s-x begins.
imagine you’re getting head from a chunky fat chick. she drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. you look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick bl-w j-b habit. sick.
before she envelops your c-ck with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. you slather it all over your c-ck and cry “give me a salty cabbage, baby!”
she complies. and cries a little afterwards.
when a guy wipes a huge booger on his p-n-s right before he gets a sloppy bl-w j-b from a fat chick.
ex. 1 – that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so i gave her a salty cabbage.
ex. 2 – i gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
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