a dirty s-xual act involving a man c-mming on a girl’s stomach, then licking it up and spitting the hot salty load into her mouth.
last night got freaky. we started doing doggystyle and we finished with a salty chihuahua
- season blending
when you watch multiple seasons of a show in a short amount of time and can’t remember when things happened. friend 1: did character die before or after season 4? friend 2: i can’t remember – i watched all 6 season in a week and i’ve started season blending.
someone whos d-ck can lie either to the left or the right at any point oh wow, i didn’t realise rob is ambid-cksterous!
abbreviation for “so cute” or “sah kyat” created by pewdiepie while playing corpse party. omg!! they’re so skewt! i ship them so hard.
- dump tower
‘trump tower’, nyc, was briefly renamed to ‘dump tower’ on google maps worldwide on the 27th of november 2016. this caused the meltdown of the twittersphere. was google behind this? probably. jono, did you see dump tower on google maps earlier! what a laugh!
- the eddie d flick
when you are masturbating and as your hand comes back down the shaft, your thumb sticks around to do a back to front and front to back flick. this is especially helpful if 1)you are not aroused, but want to be, 2) are on cam and making those tips or 3)masturabate 6 hours a day. […]